The Word On The Couch Is....

Mah Momma left me!!!! It seems to be true. I haven't smelled her fresh scent in 4 days. I do miss her. I occasionally look for her in my room where her scent is the strongest but there seems to be a troll squatting in there...the one they call Amanda. Her intensity freaks me out so I try to steer clear of her, like when she looks in my general direction I instantly ninja morph into my surroundings in a chameleon like state so as not to be detected...70% of the time it works everytime :)